THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them. 11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life. 12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate.
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