Work is the curse of
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Business Jokes
1. Not spending enough quality
1. Not spending enough quality time with the k...
Accountant
Did you hear about the constipated accountant ...
Al Gore
If brains were a job,Al Gore would be on welfa...
When in trouble, delegate.
When in trouble, delegate.
If something is done wrong
If something is done wrong often enough, it be...
People who love sausage and
People who love sausage and respect the law sh...
For every vision, there is
For every vision, there is an equal and opposi...
It's not the work that
It's not the work that gets me down, it's the ...
Anything created must necessarily be
Anything created must necessarily be inferior ...
Cant produces countercant.
Cant produces countercant.
A penny saved has not
A penny saved has not been spent.
The best photos are generally
The best photos are generally attempted throug...
A bird in the hand
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your ...
If Murphy's Law can go
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Our present business is not
Our present business is not to exchange compli...
Most projects require three hands.
Most projects require three hands.
Go where the money is.
Go where the money is.
If at first you don't
If at first you don't succeed, well...darn.
Only a mediocre person is
Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
Things go right so they
Things go right so they can go wrnog.
Two neighbors were talking about
Two neighbors were talking about work, when on...
Canada Bill Jones's Motto:
Canada Bill Jones's Motto: It is morally wron...
When a broken appliance is
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for th...
Whistler's Law: You never
Whistler's Law: You never know who is right, ...