A problem cannot be solved
A problem cannot be solved using the same leve...
Business Jokes
If you want to be
If you want to be well liked, never lie about ...
Things could be worse; suppose
Things could be worse; suppose your errors wer...
Experience is directly proportional to
Experience is directly proportional to the amo...
If I your opinion, I'll
If I your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out th...
Those with the best advice
Those with the best advice offer no advice.
Boucher's Observation: He who
Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own h...
Nothing ever comes out as
Nothing ever comes out as planned.
John 2
Teacher:How on earth can you write 'wire' with...
If you try to please
If you try to please everybody, nobody will li...
If you think that OSHA
If you think that OSHA is a small town in Wisc...
It is morally wrong to
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep t...
The Plumber
A lawyer needed a leak fixed and called the pl...
It's not hard to meet
It's not hard to meet expenses; they are every...
Estridge's Law: No matter how
Estridge's Law: No matter how large and standa...
Everything is always done for
Everything is always done for the wrong reason...
The floggings will continue until
The floggings will continue until morale impro...
The best laid plans of
The best laid plans of mice and men are usuall...
Martha's Life In Jail
I'm picturing lovely ribbons winding like cand...
Program complexity grows until it
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the ...
Sanity and insanity overlap a
Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
Confidence is the feeling you
Confidence is the feeling you have before you ...
If your next pot of
If your next pot of chili tastes better, it pr...
When it's you against the
When it's you against the world, bet on the wo...
Albrecht's Law: Social innovations
Albrecht's Law: Social innovations tend to th...