Don't get lost in the
Don't get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along w...
Business Jokes
If it works, don't fix
If it works, don't fix it!
It takes a big man
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, a...
Hofstadter's Law: It always
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than...
A closed mouth gathers no
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Never insult an alligator until
Never insult an alligator until after you have...
If the code and the
If the code and the comments disagree, then bo...
All rights left. All
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All res...
The stomach expands to accommodate
The stomach expands to accommodate the amount ...
It is easier to get
It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to ...
If there isn't a law,
If there isn't a law, there will be.
He who walks in another's
He who walks in another's tracks leaves no foo...
Any producing entity is the
Any producing entity is the last to use its ow...
There is no limit to
There is no limit to the amount of good that p...
To avoid criticism, do nothing,
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, b...
The deadline is one week
The deadline is one week after the original de...
Nature is a mother.
Nature is a mother.
Only a bureaucracy can fight
Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
For every "10" there are
For every "10" there are 10 "1's".
Easiest way to figure the
Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take...
An executive will always return
An executive will always return to work from l...
Honest Job Applicant
An applicant was filling out a job application...
A fool and his money
A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
Conway's Law: In any
Conway's Law: In any organization, there will...
If an item is advertised
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you c...