If you are given two
If you are given two contradictory orders, obe...
Business Jokes
After all is said and
After all is said and done, usually more is sa...
The bag that breaks is
The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
Any argument carried far enough
Any argument carried far enough will end up in...
The faster the plane, the
The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.
The obscure we see eventually;
The obscure we see eventually; the completely ...
Captain Penny's Law: You
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the ...
Logic can never decide what
Logic can never decide what is possible or imp...
Progress is made on alternate
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Real programmers don't number paragraph
Real programmers don't number paragraph names ...
Berkeley's Laws: (1) The
Berkeley's Laws: (1) The world is more compli...
Harp's Corollary To Estridge's Law:
Harp's Corollary To Estridge's Law: Your "IBM ...
The value of a program
The value of a program is proportional to the ...
A stagnant science is at
A stagnant science is at a standstill.
Never buy from a rich
Never buy from a rich salesman.
Old age is always fifteen
Old age is always fifteen years older than you...
Always Good Advice
Always good advice:
1) Backup your importan...
You can't expect to hit
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don...
Family Business
A very successful businessman had a meeting wi...
Everyone has a scheme that
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
Always Give 100%
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Th...
You can't tell how deep
You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you ...
An old occupation
What happens when people of different occupati...
Wisdom is what's left after
Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of p...
Anything that doesn't eat you
Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving ...