Business Jokes

Business Jokes

Never say it at work


THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/...

In most offices, the photocopier


In most offices, the photocopier is out of ord...

It's better to retire too


It's better to retire too soon than too late.

If it looks too good


If it looks too good to be true, it is too goo...

A boss with no humor


A boss with no humor is like a job that is no ...

A bad day fishing is


A bad day fishing is better than a good day at...

Kramer's Law: You can


Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way th...

An object at rest will


An object at rest will always be in the wrong ...

If idiots could fly, this


If idiots could fly, this world would be an ai...

When reviewing your notes for


When reviewing your notes for a test, the most...

This is the story of


This is the story of four people named Everybo...

Gordian Maxim: If a


Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it ha...

Work hard and save your


Work hard and save your money and when you are...

Competition


A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new bus...

When life hands you a


When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

This "law" has been intentionally


This "law" has been intentionally left blank.

No matter which direction you


No matter which direction you start, it's alwa...

The last day working


"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When........

Ad Agency In the Sky


Two advertising execs were having lunch and ta...

Nothing matters very much, and


Nothing matters very much, and very few things...

One child is not enough,


One child is not enough, but two children are ...

As They Get Old . . .


AS THEY GET OLD...
- Old accountants never di...

Brien's First Law: At


Brien's First Law: At some time in the life c...

Tax 1


Why does a slight tax increase cost you two th...

If at first you don't


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is no...