Bush Jokes

Bush Jokes

Bush and Powell Plan World War III


Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy w...

George W. Bush, at the Summit of the Americas in Q


"It's very important for folks to understand t...

This time the stupid one's in charge.


How do you tell the first Bush administration ...

Bush's Urgent & Confidential Business Proposal


URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA


IMMEDIATE ATTE...

Laura Bush


Q. What do the American Flag and Laura Bush ha...

Summer 2000


An announcement from PG&E:
In an effort t...

Dinner with Bush and Cheney


Bush and Cheney are having lunch at a diner ne...

Texas Visit


Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discu...

GEORGE BUSH IN LIBRARY


The president goes into a library. "I would li...

It isn't pollution


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environ...

Poor puppeteer.


Q: Why does President Bush have so much troubl...

During a propaganda tour


During a propaganda tour, President Bush visit...

Stalemate in an efficient way.


"This administration is doing everything we ca...

Burning Bush


Thousands of people flock to the annual Burnin...

If you win the Presidential election


A reporter once remarked to George W. Bush: "I...

Killing a Dentist?


G. W. Bush, Tony Blair and a couple of other p...

One day, George W. Bush was putting together a puz


One day, George W. Bush was putting together a...

Gore and Bush Do Lunch


Al Gore and George W. Bush were seated for lun...

Bush's Quiche


Gore and Bush were in a restaurant ordering br...

HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?


Each month, you will receive a complete financ...

George W Bush Campaign Spending


During the Republican primaries, George W. Bus...

Three non-fatal shootings.


"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly ...

The Stupid One


Everybody's talking' 'bout Bush Daddy's son.
...

Don't worry; I'm firmly committed to keeping it un


Q: What did Bush say when asked about the risi...

To remind him of his mother.


Q: Why does George W. Bush have a dog?
A: To ...