The president goes into a library. "I would like a cheeseburger and fries,"
he says in a loud, clear voice."
"But sir," says the assistant, "this is a library."
"Gee, I'm sorry," says Bush, and whispers very quietly, "I'd like a
cheeseburger and fries."
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