Bush Jokes

Bush Jokes

Instructions


To start the day rightly:
Instructions


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I'm so thankful, and so gracious


"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious � I'...

Saddam kills wife


Did u hear saddam Hussein killed his wife?


H...

George W. Bush became very hungry


George W. Bush became very hungry between phot...

We're all capable


"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not c...

Bushism 10/11/01


REPORTER: "You talk about the general threat t...

The First Lady's patriotic duties


What do George Bush's wife and the American fl...

Colin Powell


The in-flight hostess on Air Force One asked C...

It's time


"It's time for the human race to enter the sol...

Puzzler in Chief


Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.


"I've...

Sell their vacation homes.


Q: What did Bush suggest struggling families d...

Shine a flashlight in her ear!


Q: How do you get a twinkle in George W. Bush...

A low voter


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer...

George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in e


"It is time to set aside the old partisan bick...

Pieces


They're in pieces, bits and pieces
They're in...

Bush Hasn't Got Time To Explain


(instrumental intro)
All those crazy right wi...

George Bush so hardheaded?


Why is George Bush so hardheaded?
His skull p...

George W. Bush, discussing the decline of the Fren


"The problem with the French is that they don'...

George W Bush Running For President


Thousands of people are expected for the 15th ...

I MAKE TOO MANY BUSH INNUENDO JOKES...


And here's another! Well it's actually an AP h...

Nobody thinks the Giants won.


What's the difference between George W. Bush a...

George W. Bush, after a meeting with congressional


"We are fully committed to working with both s...

Endless hours of testimony on congressional hill.


"I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of...

Clinton, Now Bush, Jr.?


The American myth is that every boy can grow u...

CLINTON, GORE, AND BUSH FACE FIRING SQUAD


Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were...