Bush's Quiche

Gore and Bush were in a restaurant ordering brunch. The waitress asks Gore
what he would like to order. After looking at the menu, Al says, "I would like
Eggs Benedict."


The waitress says, "Fine, and what will you have Governor Bush?"


Perusing the menu, George says, "Well, I think I'd like to have a quickie."


Taken aback, the waitress responds, "Why Gov. Bush, that's awful, and you're
not even President yet!"


Then Gore leans over and whispers into Bush's ear, "George, that's pronounced
'quiche.'"


Bush responds - "Hey, you order what you want and I'll order what I want."