Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you
sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate,and
other investment holdings will be mailed to your home.
You'll also get information on how he plans to invest his golden parachute.
Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio double or triple! Plus
upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the exec (unsigned
-- for a signed photo, please include an additional $50.00). Put the photo on
your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.
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