Bush Jokes

Bush Jokes

In case he has to count to eleven.


Why does George W. Bush keep his fly open?
I...

There's only one person


"There's only one person who hugs the mothers ...

These people don't


"These people don't have tanks. They don't hav...

Puzzled President


Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.
"I've ...

George W. Bush and Canadian Prime Minister Jean Ch


"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexic...

Chancellor Schr�der


"We're working with Chancellor Schr�der on wha...

Quite frankly


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only professi...

Bush's College Days


George W. Bush was talking to some of his advi...

We are ready


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that ma...

Death tax is good for people


"I firmly believe the death tax is good for pe...

George W. Bush is in Air Force


George W. Bush is in Air Force One on his way ...

Trip to Asia


"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an i...

Bush & the Blackboard


George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a les...

Ascroft Visits an Elementary School


Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an eleme...

The Associated Press


WASHINGTON � for a guy looking for a new house...