Al Gore and George W. Bush were seated for lunch in a Washington restaurant.
The attractive waitress approached them to take their orders.
"I'll have a ham sandwich," said Gore.
"For you sir?" she asked Bush. "How about a quickie," Bush replied.
"Governor!", she exclaimed. "How rude, and to think, you're not even President
yet!"
As she stormed off, Gore leaned over the table and whispered to Bush, "George,
it's pronounced 'quiche'."
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