Cat Shooter

A mother is making soup. She turns to get a box of pepper but
no knowing it takes a box of b.b pellets. When she relizes it
she think to her self,"They are kinda like wieghts, they will
sink to the bottom and no one will get them." After dinner she
is doing the dishes and her youngest comes and says,"Mommy, ii
swallowed a b.b."
The mother comes out and says,"Are you ok?" "I'm ok, I'll tell
you if anything is the matter." The mother returns to doing the
dishes and then the middle child comes and says, " hey mom i
swallowed a b.b." Are you ok?" says the mother. "yes" says the
kid.
An hour later the teenager goes and says,"Mom this is a little
bit embarrasing, but when i was jerking off....I SHOT THE CAT!!!"