boy:i have 5 conkers
girl:i have 6 conkers
boy:i have 10 marbles
girl: i have 12 marbles
boy takes off his pants
boy:i bet you haven't got one of these
girl:no i haven't
taking off her skirt
girl: but i have one of these and with one of these i can get as
many of those as i want
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