The Little Boy

One day a little boy comes downstairs for breakfast and asks his
grandma wheres mom and dad? The grandma say "There still in
bed". The little boy laughs eats his breakfast and goes outside
and plays. He comes back in at lunch and asks wheres mom and
dad? The grandma says "There still in bed". THe little boy
laughs eats his lunch and goes outside and plays. He comes back
in at dinner time and asks his grandma wheres mom and dad? The
grandmas says "There still in bed". So the little boy laughs,
and his grandma asks "Why do u laugh every time I tell u there
still in bed?" The little boy says "Well, last night dad came
in my room and woke me up and asked me if he could have the
vaseline and I gave him superglue instead."