Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Q. Why are blonde girl's bellybuttons brused?


Q. Why are blonde girl's bellybuttons brused?...

Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?


Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
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Favorite Fairy Tale


What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale?Hump me...

Shortest Book


What is the shortest book ever written?


"Tho...

Flight School


A blonde went to a flight school, insisting sh...

the military had to test out a new helicopter....


the military had to test out a new helicopter....

Alzheimers


Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers ...

I can't breathe without that


A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor ...

the wave


Why did they stop doing the 'wave' at BYU?Too ...

They are easier to keep amused.


Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are ...

Stuck on an island


There are two blondes and a brunette on an isl...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicin...

Blondes


A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and...

3 potato sacks


A blonde,black and red were running from the p...

A Roll Of The Dice


Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the c...

Fertilized.


Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morn...

A Blonde gets pulled


A blonde gets pulled over for doing 50 mph in ...

more ways to drown a


How do you drown a blonde?When he asks for a l...

Blonde Painting a Porch


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided ...

A young blonde woman is distraught because...


A young blonde woman is distraught because she...

In the Car


Q: How did the blonde get lipstick on her stee...

Visit to Washington


A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the f...

How To Make A Blonde Fall Off A Tree


Q:How do u get a blonde out of a tree if she i...

Blonde nurse


Did you hear about the blonde nurse who died a...

Distressed


A young blonde woman is distraught because she...