Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

I deserve a first class seat


A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in ...

Two blondes walk int


Two blondes walk into a bar. The make a toast ...

2 blondes walkin down the road


there was 2 blondes walking down the road when...

Skydiving


A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The br...

A Hunting We Will Go


A man finally talked his blonde wife into goin...

Blonde horse riding


There once was a blonde riding a horse. It was...

Cartwheeling Blondes


What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, ...

Two Blondes in walking in the woods


Two blondes were walking in the woods when the...

Blondes


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Our Stupid Apartment


Two blondes realize that their apartment is on...

A blonde line


What do you call a line of blonde ear to ear??...

Fax??


This blonde is so dumb she sent a fax with sta...

Beer Bottle


What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in com...

How does a blonde kill a bird?


how does a blonde kill a bird? throws it off a...

The blonde tap dancer


What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She s...

What's a Blonde do after...


Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?
A1:...

How to keep a blonde bissy


how to you keep a blonde bissy (go to bottome ...

How do you drownd a blonde... put a scratch...


How do you drownd a blonde... put a scratch a...

Innuendo


Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?


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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes,...


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes,...

How the blonde died


how did the blonde drowned?
ther was a scart...

Two blondes were walking down the street when...


Two blondes were walking down the street when ...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that w...

Lake


there are 2 blondes one is on 1 side of a lake...