A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were in a BREAST-STROKE
swimming competition. The brunette won, the redhead came in
just moments after her, and the blonde finished 45 minutes
later. Afterward, a reporter was asking the blonde why it took
her that long. She said, "I saw the other girls using their
hands; isn't that cheating?"
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