Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde avoiding trees


A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely b...

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?


What do you call it when a blonde dies her hai...

Dumb blonde


A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa claus...

The blondes go to Disneyland


Three blondes were going to Disneyland and the...

window washing


Why did it take the blonde a whole week to was...

Blondie


how do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and s...

Watch out for cops


One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving ...

Doctor, Doctor


One day this Blonde walked into her doctors of...

Existanz


A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus ...

A Blonde Buying a tv


A Blonde goes to a store and tells an employee...

What do you call a blond with a brain?


What do you call a blond with a brain? A golde...

Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?


Too many blondes were drowning.

Casino


A Blonde works at a supemarket where she one d...

Wave at her.


Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed ...

Blonde - Drowning


A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in...

Blonde...Infant Scale


At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infan...

Q:how can you tell that a blonde has been...


Q:how can you tell that a blonde has been in y...

Strangers


What did the blondes Right leg say to the left...

He's Gonna Jump!


A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:0...

Puppies!!!


there was a blonde a brunet and a redhead.they...

What do you do if a


what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at...

The Lie Detector Test


A blonde goes to a lie detector test where ins...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding?A: S...

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?


Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A....

3 BLONDES,SOME TRACKS,AND A TRAIN


ONE DAY 3 BLONDES TAKE A WALK IN THE FOREST.
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