Going Home Early


Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has
started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves,
they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is
she to know?


The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a
Little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed
early.
The redhead is elevated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health
club before meeting a dinner dates.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she
hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is
mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes
the door and creeps out of her house.
The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about
leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early
also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"

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