A Blonde works at a supemarket where she one day discovered a Vending machine, now she didnt know what it was and it looked so interesting she wanted to try it out. Now on the vending machine it said "ENTER 50 CENTS"
So she did so, and pressed about all the buttons and a coke came out, she was so amazed she continued putting 50 cents in it, until a guy behind her (after 5-10 min. of waiting) said "Excuse me but there are other people who would like to use the machine too" So she turned around looked at him in a mad/blank face and said "Jeeze are you that dumb cant you see I am winning"
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