A Blonde goes to a store and tells an employee that she would like to buy that tv and he responds sorry mam we dont sell to Blondes.
So she goes home and changes her hair color and returns to the store and tells the employee excuse me sir I would like to buy this tv and he responds sorry mam we dont sell to Blondes.
Now she goes home and gets a complete makeover and returns many days later and tells the employee sir I would like to buy this tv and he responds Im sorry mam we dont sell to Blondes. She goes to leave and she turns around frustrated and asks hims How do you know im a Blonde? and he responded because its not a tv its a microwave.
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