Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde and a turtle


what do a blonde and a turtle have in common w...

Blondes bad day


how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad...

Blonde snow remover


What does a blonde do with her snow after she ...

Dog with one eye


Two blondes were walking down the road and the...

Feel the breeze


Q: What do you call 20 blondes standing in a s...

Blonde on duty


there's this blonde,she works at a police stat...

Triplets


A blonde had just given birth to triplets. Her...

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?


I don't know, there are some things even a blo...

Blonde Snowman


Why is it easier to maake a snowman with black...

Why do blonds where underwear?


Why do blondes where underwear?


To keep thei...

The blonde


''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked ...

Accidents


Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that ...

Gifted!


Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain...

747


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and...

Hurt Blonde


"You have to help me, I hurt all over," said t...

Orchestrated


Q- What do you call a slutty blonde who sleeps...

elevator


Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?They don'...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?...

Blonde Counting Shee


Once there was a blonde driving home from work...

ONE DAY 3 BLONDES TAKE A WALK IN THE FOREST....


ONE DAY 3 BLONDES TAKE A WALK IN THE FOREST.
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Why do blondes drive BMWs?


Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they...

Locked out at Gas Station


One day a blonde pulled up to a gas station to...

A cowboy story


A cowboy was captured by a group of Indians. T...

Fire Blonde


There was a red,blonde,and a brewnette.They we...

dumb blondes


10 blondes and 1 brunette were mountain climbi...