A cowboy was captured by a group of Indians. They told him, "you will die in 3 days, we will grant you one wish a day!" So the cowboy asked to talk to his horse. He spoke to the horse and the horse returned with a naked blonde. Well needless to say the man had a good night. The next day the Indian told him, "you have 2 days to live, I will grant you one wish!" So the cowboys asks to talk to his horse. yet again the horse leaves and brings back a naked redhead. The man had another good night. The last day the Indain told him, "you have 1 day to live, I will give you one wish!" So the man asks to talk to his horse. And he grabs the horse by the ear and yells, "Posey, Posey!"
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