A blonde had just given birth to triplets. Her friend had told
her to call her as soon as the baby was born. So the new mother
rang up her pal immediately and asked her to come.
As soon as the friend saw the babies she shrieked, "They're
adorable!"
"Hmmm," the blonde said, "I know, it's difficult to pick which
one I should keep."
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