Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde in Pain


A blonde told her doctor that she was really w...

A1 Steak Sauce


The executives of the A1 Steak Sauce Company w...

The blonds haircut


one day a blone whent in to a hairdressers wea...

Lauren Joke by Amy


One night a group of middle aged women decided...

Race


A blonde woman was in a competition to swim ac...

Sooo... Blonde


She was soooo blonde...


* she asked for a p...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the c...

The Blonde and the Cheerios


What did the blonde say when she opened a box ...

Blonde and Redhead


A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work...

Orange Juice


Did you hear about the blonde who was staring ...

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the m&m...


Q. Why was the blonde fired from the m&m ...

lost compact


There were two blondes walking down the street...

Blonde Sweet-n-low riddle


Q. Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?A. She...

state capitals


A dumb blonde was bragging about his knowledge...

3 Blonde Shorties!


A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but ...

HOW BLONDE WAS SHE?


She was soooo blonde... she asked for a price ...

Blonde Liquor


How does a blonde hold her liquor?


By the ea...

Six O'Clock News


A brunet and a blonde walk into a bar to watch...

Because they can't even keep two calves together!


Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A:...

Blonde Golfing


Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par t...

Blonde joke


Wanna know a invention for a blonde?


A scree...

Thanks for the refill.


Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked ov...

Golfing blonde


Q. Why did the blonde bring two pairs of pants...

French fries


How did the blonde burn her nose?


Bobbing fo...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a ...