A brunet and a blonde walk into a bar to watch the six o'clock news.They look at the t.v. to see a clip of a woman threatning to throw herself off a bridge.The brunet turns to the blonde and says"I bet you twenty bucks she'll jump!"So the blonde says "You're on!"So they watch and eventually she jumps. So the blonde says"Okay her's your twenty bucks." and the brunet says"I can't take it, i saw the news earlier that had the same story on" So the blonde says "Well yeah so did I but i didn't think she'd jump again"
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