Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

I have commited a sin


One day a burnette goes to a preacher and says...

How do you tell a blonde from a mosquito?


If you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

The Blonde Farmer


A blonde bought two horses, and could never re...

Blonde at the hotel


An airline captain was helping a new blonde fl...

Parachute Race


A Blonde And A Brunette Go Parachuting. The Bl...

Did you hear about the blonde that entered...


Did you hear about the blonde that entered a "...

Blonde


two men went into a blonde bar and there hair ...

Intelligent Blondes


Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Stick a scra...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What did the blonde say when she looked int...

What The Blonde Said..


What did the blonde say when she found out she...

Brain cells


what do you call a blond with two brain cells ...

The blonde, the iron and the phone


A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor....

Wash


Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

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Out of The circle


This blond in her new red corvette convertable...

Drowning blondes


How do u drown a blonde?


stick a scratch and...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?...

Blonde and Mosquitoes


Whats the difference between a blonde and a mo...

leather jacket


What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?...

London


Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can...

How does a blonde interpret 6.9?


A 69 interrupted by a period.


Joke found on ...

FIRE


There were three girls. One was a brunet, anot...

Hot Blonde Driver


One day while on patrol a police officer pulle...

Three blondes are attempting to change a light...


Three blondes are attempting to change a light...

A smart Blonde


Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ??
A: ...

51 days!!!


Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a dri...