Seargent: A man is robbing a bank. Put a man at all the exits.
Blonde Officer: Alrite.
10 minutes later...
Blonde Officer: HE got away Sir.
Seargent: How could he have gotten away?!I told you to put a man at
every exit!
Blonde Officer: He left by one of the entrances Sir.
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