Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Alligator Shoes


A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of...

Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny


Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steer...

The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.


Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landsc...

Finding A Mirror


Two blondes are walking down the street when o...

Indecent Exposure


A blonde is walking down the street with her b...

Magic Mirror


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magica...

Blondes kids


A blonde was with her husband shopping and she...

100 yard breast stroke race..


A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing ...

What happened to the


What happened to the blonde tap dancer? She sl...

How does a blonde turn off the night light?...


How does a blonde turn off the night light?


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Happy Birthday


A young blonde woman goes to an office for a j...

More Fun


A government study has shown that blondes do h...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their ha...

Blonde Brain Cells


Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain ce...

Stopped Using the Pill


Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?


A...

Insulting brunette joke for blondes


WHY ARE BLONDE JOKES SO SHORT?


SO BRUNETTES ...

Blonde gets coffee


A blonde was recently hired at the office. Her...

The $50 Bet


A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'cl...

The brunette because the blonde would stop for dir


Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off...

Shoulder Pads


Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (Wit...

What do you do when a bondie throws a gernade at you?


What do you do when a blondie throws a gernade...

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?


Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Have a doggie bag


Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a cond...

A Blonde Guy!


A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily ...

Fly Away


What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A ...