A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"She says, "Why, officer?""Because your breast is hanging out."She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"
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