Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde goes to the bar


Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar...

Blonde on a plane


There was this blonde who bought a coach ticke...

Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?


Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A:...

Grenade


What happens if a blonde throws a grenade at y...

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?...


Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men ...

Green Lipstick


Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?


A: Be...

Blondes and School


Why did the blonde coed sleep with a mexican??...

Dumb One


I once knew a blonde who sold her car for gas ...

Raro juice from sachets


Why don't blondes like making Raro juice from ...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the h...

Blonde Lotto


A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. S...

How do you teech a blonde maths?


How do you teach a blonde math? Add a bed, sub...

Hair Up


Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?


A: To ...

Blondes on holiday


there are three blondes in a car going to disn...

Where Are We?


Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As...

Religous/ blonde


A blonde wanted to rent a horse the owner told...

M & M Factory


Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Fac...

Love Handles


Did you hear the one about the blonde who thou...

The Coke Machine


A blonde is over at this Coke Machine putting ...

Corn Field


One day a blonde was driving along the road an...

Missing husband


A lady calls the police to report her husband ...

You've Got Mail


A blonde went out to her mail box and looked i...

Blonde Teacher


A blonde was being a substitute teacher for he...

The BLONDE Semitruck


one day a brunite was doing cartwheels in the ...

Red Light Driving


Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VRO...