A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the
pool ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race...
The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water
and began swimming.
A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the
water. Then the redhead.
About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged.
They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the
redhead, and the bronze to the blonde.
As they placed the medal around her neck, the blonde whispered,
" I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other
two used their arms."
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