Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde by the lake


a blonde wus walking be a lake a c...

Sheep


Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...

Clergy on the beach


Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation a...

Blonde with a runny nose


What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
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Hair Cut


A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, lis...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Writ...

Blonde in exam


BLONDE'S FINAL EXAM at UCLA


The blonde repo...

Puzzle


One morning this blonde calls her friend and s...

Irish Blonde lady


An irish blonde lady went to the doctor, compl...

Boating


Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in...

uncle mike


A blond man walks into his bed room and there ...

Basketball game


This blonde walks in to a basketball game
wit...

Jump off Buildings


A brunette, a red head, and a blonde dared eac...

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up...


Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up al...

Computer


How do you know if a blonde has used your comp...

Snow today


Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.


O...

Grabbing air


What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?


C...

Blonde barn chase


a blonde a brunette and a redhaed are running ...

Disney land


There was 1 blonde heading towards Disney Land...

The World's Greatest Cowboy


The World's Greatest Cowboy (wgc) was captured...

Ingredients


One day a blonde was walking through a park wh...

Brain cells


what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? ...

Jumpin off a bridge


a smart blonde, a blonde, and santa clause jum...

The two blonde gurls!!


Two girls were going out!! The 1st girl said w...

Remove their underwear.


Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove...