uncle mike

A blond man walks into his bed room and there is his wife,
naked, sweating, and breathing hard. He walks over to her and
asks " what is worng?" to which she answers " honey, i am having
a heart attack."
Her husband than sarts running all over the house, calling the
hospital, getting her cloths toghether. All of a sudden his son
comes running up to him and says " daddy, daddy, uncle mike is
hiding in the closet , naked!" So the man rushes over to the
closet, and opens it and there is uncle mike, in his birthday
suit, the man starts yelling at him " what are you doing here?
my wife is having a heart attack and you are running around
naked scaring the kids??!?!?!?!?!?"