Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Not A Pharmacist


Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?

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POOR DAD


A BLONDE WAS SITTING ON A PARK BENCH CRYING.I ...

Blonde Destroyer


What is a blonde's definition of a naval destr...

The Blonde Boater...


The Blonde Boater


A True Story, if she h...

Horseback Riding


A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even...

How to drown a Blonde


How do you drown a blonde?


Put a copy of "Th...

Blonde on a plane


There was this blonde who bought a coach ticke...

Blond buying a new tv.


A blonde walked into an electrical store and s...

Cook a Turkey


Why did the blonde cook a turkey for 2 1/2 day...

Blonde Doctor?


Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospi...

Blonds day shoping


a blonde goes to a store and askes if she can ...

Snowstorm


It was snowing heavily and blowing to the poin...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been u...

3 blondes


there are 3 blondes and they are aruging becau...

High flying


A blonde is on board a small two seater plane ...

the mirror


There were these two blondes walking down the ...

How does a blonde like her eggs?...


How does a blonde like her eggs?


Unfertilize...

Because red means stop.


Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Bec...

Post Card Home


Another blonde sent a post card home:


"Havi...

trucker and a blonde


one day a blonde was driving along when she so...

Ha ha ha bonk


what goes ha ha ha bonk


a blond laughing her...

Redheaded Blonde


What is a blonde?
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How Many cookies?


There were 2 blondes walking in the woods. On...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution...

Oh boy!


The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend h...