Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicin...

Scratch-n-sniff


How Do You Kill A Blonde? Put a scratch-n-snif...

Swim in the ocean


Q: why don't they let blondes swim in the ocea...

Odd-dometor


A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was ha...

What does a blonde do when she's done combing...


What does a blonde do when she's done combing ...

By the lipstick on your cucumbers.


Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in yo...

"Smart" Blondes


One day, all the Blondes held a convention tog...

The dumb blond joke


Q:what do you call a blond that stands between...

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?


Q. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in com...

Jack rabbbit and a blonde


what does a jack rabbit and ablonde have in co...

Joke list


Q: why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net ...

Sink or Swim - depends on hair color.....


What do you call a blonde in the bottom of a s...

Waitress


What did the dumb blond say to the large breas...

Limo


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and ...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?A:...

Blondes and bear bottles


A: What do blondes and beer bottles have in co...

Play ball!


What does a blonde say the last two words of t...

Blonde Rider


A blonde walks up to a horse and gets on, sudd...

Blonde/Brick


Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a...

Genie & Truck Driver


A truck driver was tooling down the highway on...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?


How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the...

Scaled Glass Wall


Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?


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Painting Contractor


A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...

Blonde


What do u get when the blonde wakes up firstA....

How many sheep do I have?


There once was a blonde who was very tired of ...