A blonde walks into a shop and says to the owner "can i buy that microwave" the owner replys sorry, we dont seel to blondes.
So the next day she comes back as a red head and says "can i buy that microwave" the owner replys sorry, we dont sell to blondes.
So the next day she comes back as a brunette and says " can i buy that microwave?"
the owner replys sorry, we dont sell to blondes
she says " how did you know i was a blonde?
he says" because thats not a microwave, thats a T.V!
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