There was a red-head, a brunet and a blond all being sent to
prison for twenty years. But they'll get twenty years supply of
anything they want. The red-head said, "I want twenty year
supply of alcohol." The brunet said, "I want twenty year supply
of women." The blond said, "I want twenty year supply of
cigarettes." Five, Ten, Fifteen, Twenty years pass. They open
the red-head's cell and he stumbles out with beer bottles
everwhere. They open the brunet's cell and a whole bunch of
women walk out with their babies. They open the blond's cell and
he asked, "Got a lighter?"
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