A BLONDE A BRUNETTE AND A REDHEAD WERE ABOUT TO GET EXECUTED. THE BRUNETTE STEPPED UP AND THE EXECUTIONERS ASKED IF SHE HAD ANY LAST WORDS.....SHE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING. SO THE EXECUTIONER SAID"3...2...1..."THEN THE BRUNETTE SAID "HURRICANE". THEN THE EXECUTIONERS LOOKED AROUND AND THE BRUNETTE GOT AWAY.
THEN THE REDHEAD STEPPED UP AND ONCE AGAIN THE EXECUTIONER SAID"ANY LAST WORDS"AND ONCE AGAIN NO WORDS. THEN THE EXECUTIONER SAID 3...2...1 THEN THE REDHEAD SAID TORNADO AND ONCE AGAIN EVERYONE LOOKED AROUND AND THE REDHEAD GOT AWAY.
FINALLY THE BLONDE GOT UP THERE AND THE EXECUTIONER SAID"AND LAST WORDS" ONCE AGAIN NOTHING. THEN THE EXECUTIONER SAID"3...2...1 THEN THE BLONDE SHOUTED "FIRE".
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