Judi (a blonde) goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked
sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early
this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed
away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young
girl, "Why don't you go home for the day? We aren't terribly
busy. You should just take the day off to relax and rest." Judi
very calmly states, "No. I'd be better off here. I need to keep
my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need
anything, just let me know." A few hours pass and the boss
decides to check on Judi. He looks out his office and sees her
crying hysterically.
He rushes out to her asking, "What's so bad now? Are you going
to be okay? What's wrong?"
Judi breaks down in tears, "I just received a horrible call from
my sister. She said that her mom died too!"
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