Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept...

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She...

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked...

Hear about the blonde explorer?

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a pi...

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had ...

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be ...

How did the blonde burn her nose?

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for f...

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brie...

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign i...

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the ...

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? F...

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail...

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in he...

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? ...

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It ...

How do you plant dope?

How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park...

Two blondes are walking down the street.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One no...

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. S...