Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, Hmmm, this person looks familiar. The second blonde says, Here, let me see! So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says, You dummy, it's me!
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