Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impedime...

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution ...

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gat...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. T...

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because th...

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterina...

Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's li...

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'...

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the fre...

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even kn...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELE...

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ?

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ...

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde...

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving.

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The bru...

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new...

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She...

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how ca...

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of mi...

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I we...

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?...

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 da...