Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to ...

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by?

Did you hear about the two females who were wat...

A man works in the operations department of a large bank.

A man works in the operations department of a l...

A blonde's house is on fire.

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside a...

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, How is much is this TV?

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked,...

Three blondes are stranded on an island.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fair...

A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.

A blonde and her husband were driving home, whe...

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde foo...

A blonde was filling out an application form for a job.

A blonde was filling out an application form fo...

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde cat...

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football ...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a ca...

Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 ye...

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck.

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in ...

A brunette walks into a bar and says, Gimme an M L.

A brunette walks into a bar and says, Gimme an ...

Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A ...