Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who wer...

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who wer...

A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake.

A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He ...

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on ...

Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told...

There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a ...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night....

A blonde is driving down the road.

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices ...

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves h...

A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day.

A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk ...

Q: What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Q: What do you get when offering a blonde a pen...

Three women were about to be executed.

Three women were about to be executed. One was ...

Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?

Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brun...

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

A girl came skipping home from school one day. ...

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and place...

I live in Texas.

I live in Texas. I also have two friends that a...

Three tourists were driving through Wales.

Three tourists were driving through Wales. As t...