A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and said Have you ever had a hug? The man said No., so she gave him a hug and walked on. Next, the redhead went to him and asked Have you ever had a kiss? The man said No., so she gave him a kiss and walked on. Last, the blonde came to him and said Have you ever been screwed? The fellow excitedly said No, I haven't!. She said Well, I think you will be when the tide comes in.
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