While making a delivery to a regular customer, a young woman came racing into the office from across the hall. "Can I borrow some copy paper, pleeeeeze? I'm all out and I simply MUST get this report finished!"
I suggested to her, "Why not call Staples, and have them fax you some paper? It costs quite a bit more, but they'll send you just what you need."
Her face lit up as if I'd solved the problem of world hunger. "Thanksalotsir!" she yelled over her shoulder as she disappeared.
The three of us looked after her for a long moment, then burst into laughter. I said, "Sometimes I hate being me!"
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