A blonde lady is in need of some extra cash, so she decides to do work for her neighbourhood. She approached a wealthy mans door and asked if he needed any house work done. The man replied, "Yes in fact I do, I need my porch painted," handing her a bucket of paint and a brush. He closed the door and chuckled to his wife. She asked him if the girl knew the porch went around the house. "Of course not," he replied. Five minutes later the blonde came back and handed him the paintbrush back. He handed her the money and curiously asked her how she finished so fast. She said, "Im a hard worker," and started to leave. Right before she left the driveway she called out to the man, " By the way, that's not a Porsche, that's a Ferrari!"
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